I have to sponsor ten of the lowest paid cleaners', for a day trip out.

And give credited mac donalds trips' for one two children in foster care,  untill they both reach 19.

At the bequest and authorisations of my two mahrams', one by blood tie and the other by marital tie.

Of course these atributes dont have to be paid, but out of the credited income of the multi trillion pound business that I have created, I am sure these small amounts are just pennies'.

W Allah Sub Hanna Wa Ta Al 'lal Belli Kabr

M'a Allah Sub hanna wa ta Al'lal's Barraka, nahnu ma' muslimets' wa muslimeens', mutminets mutmin,eens', wa imams' w Alimmets' fy belacol sallams' b awhad ge'ga.

Fy anna dhramms', anna attonni rebbi w tatth fy islammi sharriya b kabbr Britannia, fy amel, w onbaad, b nahnu muslims' attonni barraka fy belacol fy haya/  Anna golic, fy laila a rock'et, b ma anna, anna shovta belacol sallams' wa allimets'.

A leef

Lamm

Meem

Ya alimms' w nahnu nassr wa nassret'

Hadda el'Kettab  w b Allah Sun hanna wa ta al'lal

Al' Qu'raan al Kar'reem